This tastes like Grandma

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes;
Silver-white winters that melt into springs...
Sat Oct 17
coolerthanthat: soupsoup: jordychristine: Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this! Don’t think, just reblog. Never don’t think, but this is good.

coolerthanthat:

soupsoup:

jordychristine:

Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!

Don’t think, just reblog.

Never don’t think, but this is good.

Mon Sep 21

BREAKING NEWS

While scanning the channels tonight I came across an episode of “Without a Trace” featuring one Christina Hendricks as an agoraphobic lesbian. That is all.

Wed Sep 16
“ I would rape a spicy animal My good friend Brad on his affinity for spicy foods.
Mon Sep 14
“ Darrell devotes many humanitarian service hours each month to those in need of sexual gratification. Me and you both, Darrell Hammond.  Me and you both.

In a hung over daze this morning I came across Kate Gosselin cohosting “The View” with guest Victoria Beckham

Isnt there some saying about killing five birds with one stone?

Fri Aug 21
  • Me: The cat's been kind of scabby ever since you came back
  • Lady Friend: Maybe they're happy scabs
Sun Aug 16

I had a dream in which Sarah Silverman told a joke about sports writers, hydroponics, and the nature of comedy

punchline pending

Thu Aug 13
This is a picture of Jeremy Sisto from Law and Order who looks and sounds exactly like Seth Rogan’s brother. Also, I can’t look at Anthony Anderson without thinking “Come on, Pookie, let’s burn this motherfucker down!”

This is a picture of Jeremy Sisto from Law and Order who looks and sounds exactly like Seth Rogan’s brother.

Also, I can’t look at Anthony Anderson without thinking “Come on, Pookie, let’s burn this motherfucker down!”

douglasmartini:

The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Guts. Salute Your Shorts. Legends of the Hidden Temple. I feel bad for (in addition to feeling old as dirt compared to) the generation of kids who are too young to fondly recall these shows. I would have thrown my fucking shoe at the television if wack-ass shit like iCarly and Hannah Montana existed when I was a tween.

In another episode of “I smack a man”, a dude last week at the bar insisted Legends of the Hidden Temple was better Guts.  He got the smack and then got his ass handed to him in darts.  No one steps to the Aggro Crag.

Sun Aug 9

Tonight at my best friends wedding I smacked a grown man I just met who insisted the “All My Life” was by Boyz II Men.

he was wrong… what do you expect when you dis K- Ci and JoJo

Wed Aug 5
“ Nothing changed but the changes From the cool documentary based on the exceptional book, “Standing on the Shoulders of Motown”.  Also a damn good quote.
Mon Jul 27

I refuse to eat with ninjas with no soul

Sun Jul 26

Good girls never give it up on the first night

a hard lesson to learn

Wed Jul 22

MSNBC is currently talking to the famed Naked Cowboy about his run for mayor of NYC with the logo “The Place for Politics” proudly displayed on the top of the screen.

Mon Jul 20

Honestly, this MCA cancer thing hit me way harder than the death of Michael Jackson.    I guess I just always loved the Beastie Boys and I’m not old enough to remember a time when Michael Jackson wasn’t weird.