October 2009
1 post
September 2009
4 posts
BREAKING NEWS
While scanning the channels tonight I came across an episode of “Without a Trace” featuring one Christina Hendricks as an agoraphobic lesbian. That is all.
“I would rape a spicy animal”
– My good friend Brad on his affinity for spicy foods.
“Darrell devotes many humanitarian service hours each month to those in need of...”
– Me and you both, Darrell Hammond. Me and you both.
In a hung over daze this morning I came across...
Isnt there some saying about killing five birds with one stone?
August 2009
6 posts
Me: The cat's been kind of scabby ever since you came back
Lady Friend: Maybe they're happy scabs
I had a dream in which Sarah Silverman told a joke...
punchline pending
douglasmartini:
The Adventures of Pete and Pete. Guts. Salute Your Shorts. Legends of the Hidden Temple. I feel bad for (in addition to feeling old as dirt compared to) the generation of kids who are too young to fondly recall these shows. I would have thrown my fucking shoe at the television if wack-ass shit like iCarly and Hannah Montana existed when I was a tween.
In another episode of...
Tonight at my best friends wedding I smacked a...
he was wrong… what do you expect when you dis K- Ci and JoJo
“Nothing changed but the changes”
– From the cool documentary based on the exceptional book, “Standing on the Shoulders of Motown”. Also a damn good quote.
July 2009
29 posts
I refuse to eat with ninjas with no soul
Good girls never give it up on the first night
a hard lesson to learn
MSNBC is currently talking to the famed Naked Cowboy about his run for mayor of NYC with the logo “The Place for Politics” proudly displayed on the top of the screen.
Honestly, this MCA cancer thing hit me way harder than the death of Michael Jackson. I guess I just always loved the Beastie Boys and I’m not old enough to remember a time when Michael Jackson wasn’t weird.
WatchAndy Rooney on Fruits. Including such gems as:
“I suppose I’ve spent more money on melons over the years than anything else”
WatchI’m not much of a footballer but I’m a sucker for these Nike spots. Can’t wait for South Africa
“Hi there! I saw your ad about hauling and I would have some work for you. I live...”
– E-mails from an Asshole (via coolerthanthat)
Not only an asshole but an idiot. The key to the cheesy gordita crunch is to eat it immediately before the taco shell gets soft. You can’t wait to have it delivered. pfft.
Robert Buelteman creates amazing images by... →
Including this one for poortaste.
Click through for some amazing photos
I’ve got a houseguest thats driving me crazy. She wants nothing to do with me until I take out a book or get on my laptop, and then she sits on my lap and wants to know what I’m doing.
Shes also shedding everywhere. And a cat.
on repeat: tito santana. →
douglasmartini:
People always ask me what rapper I would love to make beats for. Wale, a “thinking-man’s everyman” from DC, is always my first answer.
I like the idea, I like the “thinking man’s everyman”, and the song is one of my favorites of the summer…
I’m just doing my nightly prayers that Attention Deficit lives up to its promise and potential
“Time Waits for No One”- Widespread...
sharingtime:
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
The Avett...
To the beautiful, blond mystery girl I danced with...
I will always love you
Herring > McConnell
“You now what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him [Toby Keith]?
...”
– Kris Kristofferson
“Put another way, someone driving a “hooptie,” slang for an old...”
– Newspaper article about “Cash for Clunkers” program
Next Jonas Brothers song: "I'm Tappin That Ass and...
sharingtime:
Kevin Jonas [of the Jonas Brothers] surprised his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa by showing up at her doorstep in New Jersey early Wednesday morning and dropping down to his knee to ask her to marry him.
(People via Vulture)
Please note that Kevin Jonas is a 21 year old virgin. Do you see how sad this is? His need to experience sexual pleasure is so great he’s willing TO GET MARRIED....
“The office needs hotfoots and butt slaps and Gatorade showers”
– From the latest Rick Reilly piece
Clippers rank last among pro sports franchises →
Simmons will be so happy
“It’s okay to head out for ‘wonderful,’ but on your way to...”
– Bill Withers as quoted by Phonte
Franken gives Dems a supermajority
Republicans best watch the fuck out!
Seriously though, kind of scary
Things I learned about Xavier Henry
1) Its pronounced Zah-Vee-Ay because its pronounced that way in Belgium and his parents liked it. Although I will continue to pronounce it Zay-vee-er
2) Xavier isnt attending summer school like most incoming freshman because he is “not interested in attending class”. Sounds like a winner
3) The Henrys:Bill Self::Meg Ryan:Tom Hanks
4) His father played in a under-6-foot-5 league...
“In 2006, Paul McCartney complained to an interviewer “You know what doesn’t feel...”
– Michael Jackson Left The Beatles Catalog To Paul McCartney (via ianspalter)
Most-decorated Marine pilot dies at 89 →
June 2009
34 posts
“I didn’t have a stop watch, but it seemed to me the elephantine action scenes...”
– Roger Ebert on Transformers 2.
Also, I’ve enjoyed Brothers Bloom and Brick director Rian Johnson’s Twitter, in which he defines Michael Bay’s creative process as, “clarified by describing any scene from the film then putting the words “and shit” at the end of it.”
‘And they need to get to this...
Shockingly, while many current major leaguers had... →
Holy Crap. Baseball- the thinking man’s game.
