This tastes like Grandma

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes;
Silver-white winters that melt into springs...

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Thu Jul 2

Next Jonas Brothers song: “I’m Tappin That Ass and My Two Bros Ain’t”

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Kevin Jonas [of the Jonas Brothers] surprised his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa by showing up at her doorstep in New Jersey early Wednesday morning and dropping down to his knee to ask her to marry him.

(People via Vulture)

Please note that Kevin Jonas is a 21 year old virgin. Do you see how sad this is? His need to experience sexual pleasure is so great he’s willing TO GET MARRIED. At 21.

Oy.

Also ignoring the fact that hes not a chemistry student at the University of Iowa. HE IS A FUCKING JONAS BROTHER. He could trip on his shoelaces and fall face first into vagina.