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“ Hi there! I saw your ad about hauling and I would have some work for you. I live in Bedford Hills, and currently do not have a car. I have a regular craving for Taco Bell, however the closest one is in Yorktown Heights. I would be willing to pay you $10 per trip to pick me up 2 cheesy gordita crunches, a steak quesidilla and a pepsi, and haul it to my residence. I’ll even tip you with a soft taco if the service is speedy.
E-mails from an Asshole (via coolerthanthat)
Not only an asshole but an idiot. The key to the cheesy gordita crunch is to eat it immediately before the taco shell gets soft. You can’t wait to have it delivered. pfft.
